JACK OF ALL TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE
I recently stumbled across an entry on Wikipedia for a brand new UK based literary agency. When I checked out their website I discovered they are also writers, editors and publishers.
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Apparently they are willing to ghost write your novel for an undisclosed fee. I can't imagine how much that would cost, but you'd probably need to get onto the New York Times Bestseller List to recover the expenditure.
With that accomplished their editors could help you produce a clean, well presented manuscript suitable for submission to an agent or publisher. For my word count that would be about £231.
Once you've submitted the manuscript to one of their literary agents they'd probably place it with their own publishing division who would charge you for the pleasure of seeing your work as an e-book on Amazon. The cost? Well they'd charge me approximately £290.
So who are these multi-talented people? Curiously enough they don't seem to want anyone to know their names. Perhaps the whole organisation consists of just one person. What about a postal address? They haven't published any details so I must assume that they/he/she wish to keep their whereabouts a secret as well.
I think I might have been too generous when I described these people/person as multi-talented. I think Jack of All Trades and Master of None would be a more apt description.
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Apparently they are willing to ghost write your novel for an undisclosed fee. I can't imagine how much that would cost, but you'd probably need to get onto the New York Times Bestseller List to recover the expenditure.
With that accomplished their editors could help you produce a clean, well presented manuscript suitable for submission to an agent or publisher. For my word count that would be about £231.
Once you've submitted the manuscript to one of their literary agents they'd probably place it with their own publishing division who would charge you for the pleasure of seeing your work as an e-book on Amazon. The cost? Well they'd charge me approximately £290.
So who are these multi-talented people? Curiously enough they don't seem to want anyone to know their names. Perhaps the whole organisation consists of just one person. What about a postal address? They haven't published any details so I must assume that they/he/she wish to keep their whereabouts a secret as well.
I think I might have been too generous when I described these people/person as multi-talented. I think Jack of All Trades and Master of None would be a more apt description.
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